Jan 31, 2012

BIG BANG THEORY - Laughter Palooza

If you don't laugh for 30 minutes straight watching this show, there is something seriously wrong with you. Just LOOK at them! I watch them late at night every night. My daughter sometimes texts me, from her room, and asks me to stop laughing so loud. Really. It's a freaking hoot! So here are some random pics and some random quotes. Sheldon's delivery is great.

Sheldon: A little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding...

Zack: Is that the laser? It's bitchin'.
Sheldon: Yes. In 1917, when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper "Zur Quantentheorie de Strahlung, his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'. 

Rajesh: Why so glum, chum?
Sheldon: Apparently you can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.

"Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Sheldon: It has been some time since we had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.
Leonard: That's not true, remember at Thanksgiving, my Grandmother with Alzheimer's had that episode?
Sheldon: Point taken, it has been some time since we had a woman take her clothes off after which we didn't wanna rip our eyes out.
Leonard: The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.

*Playing 3D chess* Sheldon: Checkmate. 
Leonard: Oh, again? 
Sheldon: Obviously, you're not suited for three dimensional chess. Perhaps three dimensional Candy Land would be more your speed.
Leonard: Just reset the board! 
Sheldon: It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.

Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out if you kill a starfish it'll just come back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.

Leonard: Hey, where've you been?
Sheldon: I was talking with Penny.

Howard: What's wrong with you? You can't hang out with your roommate's ex. That's totally uncool.
Leonard: No, it's fine. I don't care. I'm over it.

Raj: Yeah, he's over it; that's why he's been whining all day about trying to invent that memory-wiper gizmo from Men in Black.

Sheldon: Is he making any progress? Because I'd like to erase Ben Affleck as Daredevil.

Howard: So would Ben Affleck.

(The guys are eating dinner.)
Sheldon: Clarify something for me. Isn't the point of a communal meal the exchange of ideas and opinions, an opportunity to consider important issues of the day?
Leonard: It is. You just kinda put a damper on things when you said, 'The next person I see talking with food in their mouth will be put to death'.

Sheldon: Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn't speak any English. When I finally managed to convince her I was sick, she said, "Möchtest du eine Darmspülung?" 
Penny: What does that mean? 
Sheldon: Based on what happened next, I assume it means, 'Would you like an enema?'

Sheldon: I think that you [Leonard] have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.

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  1. OK. Waitaminute. So THIS is the Big Bang Theory show? I thought it was some dumb sitcom with a big family and a bunch of dumb dads with evil women surrounding them saying hateful demeaning things! (Like every other sitcom, which is why I haven't watched one in 7 years.)

    But much to my surprise, I'm seeing Star Trek references, Flash T-shirts, light sabers, and the like. THIS IS GEEK CITY! WHY WASN'T I INVITED SOONER!?!!?!? I'm in.

  2. LMAO! I have no IDEA how you were left off the Geek show invite list? Some cosmic catastrophe must have been at work there. I HOPE that when you watch it you get a good one!! You may walk away thinking, "THIS is what make her want to pee her pants...Really?". Let me know when you see it.